LUNCH TAKE ONE

For lunch I planned on having: a glass of iced tea, a salami lettuce cheese sandwich, and a piece of fruit. Like most plans this did not work out how I wanted it to.

First off, the slices of bread were moldy so I just pulled another loaf out of the freezer and toasted two slices.
I make me sandwich (looks yummy!) and proceed to pick it up to carry it to the plate on the other counter. I somehow can't get the about-face and the sandwich goes flying landing right in front of the dog where it quickly disappears into the dog's mouth.
Ok, fine. Let's move onto the fruit. Yum, peach! I'm trying to slice it up an somehow I manage to pop the pit so it hit me in the face.
Let's try the ice tea. You'd think I'd realize by now that today is not my day, but no. I no more then pick up the pitcher of ice tea and it slips and bam I'm now swimming in a puddle of ice tea. I had to change every bit of clothing I was wearing.

I am presently taking a break from trying to lunch to write this post. Now that it's done I'm to Take 2 of lunch. Wish me luck!